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Joke of the Day
"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"
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"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."
"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."
"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"
"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."
"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"
"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."
"was that your rat running around here? - it is not a rat, it is a dwarf doxie - my cat ate it, meaning that's rat"
"What did the elevator say to the stairs? Never mind, I'll escalator"
"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""