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Joke of the Day
"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"
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"Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so."
"My pick-up line used to be ""Hey babe, I'm a hotspot. Wanna log-on""? doesn't work anymore, now they just yell at me ""fuck off you homeless begger""."
"Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind."
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"
"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."
"I went to a Jewish wedding, and spotted a red sign. It said, ""In case of wedding, break glass"""
"I was forced to put my grades up for adoption I just couldn't raise them"
"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."
"I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now."