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Joke of the Day

"Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death. The first jeweler looks at the second and says, ""I'm absolutely opalled! The second just looks down and says, ""I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."""

"What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash teacher: get out"

"Nurse: ""Oh jeez, was that you that fell 20 ft out of the tree?"" I don't know, I wasn't counting. Not much of a joke but it was hilarious when my grandpa said it at the hospital (happened to him ofc)."

"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."

"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."

"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"

"What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!"

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."

"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""

"What's the definition of relative humidity? Sweat on your balls when you're doing your sister."