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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."
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"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"
"Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!"
"What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation."
"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."
"What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz."
"I don't like the Powerballs....only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me."
"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"
"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"
"What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan."