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Joke of the Day

"What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation."

"Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated"

"Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto"

"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."

"Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy"

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons."

"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."

"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."