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Joke of the Day
"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"
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"I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet."
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."
"Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"
"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."
"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."
"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."
"Are you a geologist? You can analyse my rocks anytime ;)"