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Joke of the Day
"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."
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"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""
"Can I buy you a drink? ""I don't drink."" *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12."
"why didn't the escaped peasant want to go to the beach? he was scared that he'd end up serfing again"
"I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?"
"""I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..."" Aerosmith = Romantic Me = Restraining Order"
"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."
"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"
"I will be the first president who is openly mentally ill"
"How do you starve a right wing christian? Hide their money in their bible."