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Joke of the Day

"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"

"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"

"why did the cookie go to the doctors? ... because he felt crumby!"

"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."

"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."

"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."

"If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money"

"What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride? Inconceivable!"

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"