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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."
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"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"Getting old sucks. I walked into the bathroom and forgot what I went in there for. And then I shit my pants."
"What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell."
"My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more."
"A criminal tried to escape federal jurisdiction by running across the southern border, but then he had a sudden realization.. He was in Tasmania"
"ME: I'm gonna plug my Twitter handle. WIFE: Please don't. ME: I'm gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*"
"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"
"How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet."