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Joke of the Day

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"

"*slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*"

"Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe."

"Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""

"Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant? He had a hollow-weenie"

"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."

"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"