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Joke of the Day
"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
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"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."
"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"
"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"
"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."
"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""
"""I should probably start filling this thing out."" -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day."
"Me: Rest assured I will go to the grave with your secret. Pat: Thank you. Me: Unfortunately so will my golfing buddies."
"How does Sherlock prefer his tea? Steeped in mystery!"
"I could be an Olympics commentator because I'm good at pointing and saying, ""You can tell she wants it."""