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Joke of the Day
"How does Sherlock prefer his tea? Steeped in mystery!"
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"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."
"*knock knock* Go away I'm not home ""I can hear you"" I can hear you too..go away ""I brought food"" What kind of food"
"What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality? A good start."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""santa"" ""santa who?"" ""santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage""."
"me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see"
"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"
"What is it called when you give money to a plains bison? A buffaloan!"
"My parrot died today... I think its last words were, ""Fuck, I think my parrot is dying."""
"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"