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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"

"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."

"Two nuns are riding their bicycles to the Vatican First nun shouts to the other ""I've never come this way before!"" The second nun replies ""don't worry it's just the cobblestones."""

"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."

"it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do."

"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."

"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"