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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"
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"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""
"I'm going to carry on drinking, smoking, and having unprotected sex. Recent figures show that you are more likely to die in a plane crash."
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!"
"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."
"Somebody said you sound like an owl"
"The problem with driving a Yugo... ... is that the Czech engine light is always on."
"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."
"I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half"