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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up."

"I studied abroad for a year. But she got really creeped out and moved away."

"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."

"I went to a party dressed as a loaf of bread. The birds were all over me."

"How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? They eat out."

"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."

"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"

"What do you call a stupid person? stupid"

"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."

"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"