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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns are riding their bicycles to the Vatican First nun shouts to the other ""I've never come this way before!"" The second nun replies ""don't worry it's just the cobblestones."""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [fixed] You can hang the picture with only one nail."

"I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"

"My favorite criminal intent: Robin Hood camping."

"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong."

"2 Jews walk into a bank. Bartender looks at them and says, ""Damn, I'm in the wrong joke."""