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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."
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"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"
"Sunday is the only day of the week I can say, ""I'll do it in a minute,"" never do it, and not feel guilty."
"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"
"Usually I'm quite good at telling Jokes, but sometimes i get excited and punchup the fuckline."
"Why did Sally fall off her swing? Because she had no arms"
"I do my trigonometry outside... cos tan."
"My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and I love it. Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her. She's a cracker."
"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
"The Bartender says, ""This bar is for fortune tellers only."" Two skeptics walk into a bar."