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Joke of the Day

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"Hey, old people! Less driving, more dying. Thanks!"

"Fred: ""I can't believe Ben is in the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."" Bob: ""So did his wife."""

"What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!"

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!"

"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"Redditors don't like this [Deleted]"

"I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge."

"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard Pillow Fight"