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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
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"""This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."" *finishes six pack*"
"What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone."
"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."
"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."
"What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank"
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"
"What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free."
"Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for ""Chuck Norris' basement""."
"To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!"