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Joke of the Day
"There's nothing in SkyMall that I don't want to buy."
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"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."
"Even crazier than posting photos of your food, is what you actually look like hovering over your meal snapping pictures."
"For Valentine's Day, I bought a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates... ...and passed out alone on the couch, same as every night."
"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."
"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"
"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"
"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"
"I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend."
"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."