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Joke of the Day
"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"
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"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."
"Going out with two gay men tonight; I know they're my competition, but I've seen them consume bananas and I think I can take them."
"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"
"I have been checking Facebook less and less. If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time."
"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."
"I regret every fart I ever held in for you."
"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"
"What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball? A switch hitter."
"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""