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Joke of the Day
"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."
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"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""
"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""
"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."
"I recently got a job at the recycling plant But it's soda pressing."
"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."
"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."
"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"
"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot, breathe!!!!"