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Joke of the Day

"Even crazier than posting photos of your food, is what you actually look like hovering over your meal snapping pictures."

"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"

"My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests? (_) ( _)>- (_) An investigator"

"A koala is sitting in a bar.. I chopped him up and put him in there. I couldn't make him fit as a whole."

"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Today's youth are getting worse.. Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle"

"A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity."

"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."