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Joke of the Day
"Happy Alentine's Ay! It's like Valentine's Day, except without the V or the D"
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"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."
"Father Christmas: Excuse me but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!"
"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."
"Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus."
"At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going."
"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."
"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"