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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
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"dishes laundry vacuuming dusting me *Things that won't get done today."
"My parents are in town and said they'd be at my house in ten minutes, and I'm wondering if that's enough time to build a moat."
"What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle."
"There are two things i hate a lot 1. Lists 2. Irony"
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough"
"67 ha ha ha 68 ha ha ha 69 HA HA HA OH MY GOD HA HA HA I'M DYING - Why Sesame Street never lets The Count get that far on air"
"Why was the woman sent to jail for 12 months, while the man got a year? Because there needs to be a period at the end of each sentence."
"What's the great thing about having aids for gay men No need to worry about getting it again"
"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"