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Joke of the Day
"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."
Next Joke
"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."
"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"
"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."
"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."
"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."
"I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend... ...I'm seeing less and less of her each day."
"I bet you I could stop gambling."
"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."