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Joke of the Day
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"
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"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"
"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"
"My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam... Pupil: ""Will we be able to use the calculator in the exam?"" Sir: ""No, it will be disabled just like you"" No joke, he actually said that"
"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."
"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"
"What do you call a small bull? A MINI-TAUR!"
"Are you all right? No, you are all left!"
"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"