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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."

"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"God Plays Golf"

"What's the name of the yoga pose where you're hunched over your kitchen sink shoving handfuls of cereal into your mouth?"

"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out."

"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"

"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"