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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."

"Why don't White Elephants run? because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)"

"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."

"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"

"I wish i was ugly for just one single day.. Because being ugly everyday just sucks!"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish"

"Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall"

"I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything."

"I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas"