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Joke of the Day
"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler I'm so sorry..."
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"Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies"
"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
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"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"
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"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."