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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"

"Why do black guys always have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"My boss called in sick of me"

"Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. Fang queue."

"The governers mansion in Alabama caught on fire today It burned down yhe whole trailer park."

"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."

"My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move."

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"

"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."