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Joke of the Day
"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
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"Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? It's really sweeping the nation"
"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""
"what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef"
"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."
"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"
"I must have a great body... Everyone keeps saying ""What an ass"" as soon as I walk away."
"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."
"CAR GPS: turn left PHONE GPS: turn right C: who was that? ME: just a friend P: just a friend? ME: wait C: make an illegal U-turn ME: babe"
"What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can't hear an apple"