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Joke of the Day
"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"
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"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."
"I was reminded of you today. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."
"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""
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"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"
"What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large."