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Joke of the Day

"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""

"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"

"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"

"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""

"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."

"How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door."

"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""

"Jesus didn't know how to close a door. He was born in a barn."

"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but first the lightbulb must decide to change itself."