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Joke of the Day

"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""

"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Was told to fuck bitches and get money. All I got was charged with bestiality"

"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"Why do meth addicts prefer to do it doggy style? So they can both look out the window."

"sure I could capitalize letters or add a period at the end of this sentence but honestly who has the time or energy"

"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five."