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Joke of the Day
"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""
Next Joke
"Why did the light turn red? You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!"
"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."
"What's fast and breathes fast underwater? Definitely not a toddler, I can tell you that now."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""
"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""
"I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads"
"I found ISIS's website... It's the bomb dot com!"
"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"