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Joke of the Day
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday... ...one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"Starting a hammock company for kids called Kidnaps and maybe I need to rethink some things."
"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""
"Now that I have teenagers I understand why some animals eat their young."
"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."
"I cried when one day when my dad decided to chop onions for dinner... I miss onions, he was a good dog."
"Best Husband A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."" The woman replies, ""I'll miss you..."""
"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"
"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."