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Joke of the Day

"Best Husband A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."" The woman replies, ""I'll miss you..."""

"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."

"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."

"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."

"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""

"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."

"Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits? In debasement."

"I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status."