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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"

"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"

"Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? For shits and giggles."

"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."

"The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example."

"That's not what he meant!"

"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"

"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."