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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested two kids yesterday... ...one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"I need hug(e amount of money)."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"

"What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for? Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best."

"If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals."

"TIL Albert Einstein married his cousin. That's how he discovered the theory of relativity"

"How to annoy ISIS Call them Daesh"

"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"

"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"