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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."
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"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"
"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."
"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell."
"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"
"INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*"
"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."