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Joke of the Day

"How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove."

"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."

"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"

"You're never too old to learn stupid shit."

"You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints"

"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."

"Today and Tomorrow are in bed... Today is smoking a cigarette and looks over at Tomorrow who is sulking and says, ""I'm sorry you never come."""

"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"Who wants to go to Florida with me? I heard the clubs are to die for."