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Joke of the Day
"You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints"
Next Joke
"Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi"
"I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06. So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge."
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"
"Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives? It makes them rather sheepish."
"I don't have Great Expectations for my son. But I got him the other 13 Dicken's Books."
"The number one piece of advice I could give to fish is to stay hydrated."
"Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: ""Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"""
"Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p"