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Joke of the Day

"So Mario is talking to Luigi. ""So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"""

"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Lady Astronaut: *eats all the chocolate* Guy Astronaut: You know we're on the space shuttle for- LA: SHUTTLE YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME SPACE"

"Today it was so cold in the morning that.. I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket."

"No matter how compelling and convincing the other person's argument is, you can always win a debate by adding ""yeah, but still"" at the end."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""I don't think I can get hard -- I just got laid this morning!"

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."