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Joke of the Day

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."

"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"

"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."

"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."

"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."

"What would bears be without Bees Ears"

"Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do... Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No of course not! Student: Oh, OK great. I didn't do my homework..."

"If we get matching tattoos I want them on the elbow because weenus together."

"[landlord showing new tenant around] ""No smoking allowed"" ""How about pets?"" ""That's fine"" [dog walks in and lights up] ""We'll take it"""

"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"