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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
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"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"
"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."
"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."
"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."
"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."
"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""
"My wife and I do it doggy-style... ...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin"
"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."
"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."