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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
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"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."
"""At least your heart's in the right place,"" I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container."
"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""
"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."
"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"
"Did you hear about the latest innovation in french tanks? Rear view mirrors so they can see the battles going on."
"The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation."
"The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes."
"I told my husband I'm pregnant. He said ""Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!"""