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Joke of the Day

"If by ""flexible"" you mean ""can I get my foot behind my head?"" then yes, I am. If you mean ""can I get my foot back down?"" then no, I am not."

"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."

"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."

"Who died and left America in charge? Hitler."

"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"

"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in tendifferent puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,no pun in ten did."

"Midgets resent the concept of shorts"

"HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!"