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"Midgets resent the concept of shorts"
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"What rock group has 4 men that do not sing? Mt. Rushmore"
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"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."
"What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card."
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