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Joke of the Day

"*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite."

"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""

"Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to try Salsa dancing but she couldn't get the jar open."

"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"

"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."

"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player? Ash."

"How many handles do a black dude's coffin have? Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?"

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"