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Joke of the Day

"*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite."

"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."

"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."

"If I ever move to Nazareth I'm going to open a cheese shop. It'll be called Cheeses of Nazareth."

"What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!"

"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."

"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"

"I went to a drag race yesterday It's amazing how fast men can run in heels."

"This girl told me she could sing like a harp But she turned out to be a lyre."