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Joke of the Day

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."

"Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off"

"My girlfriend said ""I've got an itch between my toes"". So I asked ""Which toes?"". She answers ""My big toes""."

"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""

"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father."

"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."