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Joke of the Day
"Who died and left America in charge? Hitler."
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"Organs are like onions If you cut them in half you will probably cry"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"
"what did the fish say to the jelous fish? ur jellyfish"
"LPT: Don't spend you time posting LPT on reddit. No one on reddit has a life."
"I'm kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought ""Hogwarts"" was an STD"
"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"
"Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, ""Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."""
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"