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Joke of the Day
"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"
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"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."
"Four stages of my life: 1. Life is beautiful. 2. What is twitter? 3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life?"
"How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I suppose at least two. But where are you going to find a lightbulb that big?"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."
"nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them"
"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"
"[Starbucks intercom] ""Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."""