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Joke of the Day
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."
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"Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals -Sent from your iPhone."
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""
"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
"But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to get away from you. I want a divorce."
"I was going to post a chemistry joke But then I thought ""Na, they won't like it"""
"I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor... ...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed."
"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"
"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"