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Joke of the Day
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."
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"Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you're saying."
"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"
"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."
"ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza."
"Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone."
"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"
"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."
"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"